cookie dough flavours of yore…
THAT WE MAKE NO MORE...
UNLESS YOU ASK US TO…
(minimum orders apply - aka we make a single batch, which is about 6 to 9 biggies but varies by flavour)
not pop-tart for legal reasons
SUGAR COOKIE DOUGH + CHERRY FILLING + PASTRY PIECES + SPRINKLE ICING
[TASTES LIKE] MEMORIES OF A SPECIAL CHILDHOOD TREAT, FOR SOME. (FOR OTHERS (ME), MEMORIES OF WHAT I MANAGED TO WRANGLE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING ON MY MAD DASH OUT THE DOOR.
whatever your relationship with the classic "fruit"-filled toasted pastry of a certain brand name, one thing is true: just because it fits in the toaster doesn't mean it's a responsible breakfast food.
THis DOUGH IS SO META
CHOCOLATE COOKIE DOUGH + BIG pieces of CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH
[TASTES LIKE] CHOCOLATE BEAR-HUGGING HIS LITTLE CHOCOLATE CHIP BUDDY.
it's like cookie dough ice cream. except that it's cookie dough cookie dough.
cookie dough with cookie dough. that’s hardcore.
oh my god that is like, soooo meta. *insert vocal fry here*
Chocolate (s)Quad
ridiculous chocolate dough + bean to bar semi-sweet chocolate + bittersweet chocolate + milk chocolate
[TASTES LIKE] SO MUCH CHOCOLATE. CHOCOLATE WITH SQUAD GOALS. CHOCOLATE THAT WON’T LET YOU DOWN.
that's four (4) - count'em FOUR - chocolates
(conveniently, the precise number of chocolates required to form a (s)Quad)
CHOCOLATE CHIPMUNKY
CHOCOLATE BANANA COOKIE DOUGH + BUTTER TOASTED WALNUTS + BANANA CHIPS
[TASTES LIKE] CHOCOLATE BANANA NUT CRUNCH. BUT NOT IN A BREAKFAST CEREAL WAY. BUT STILL GOES GREAT WITH SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS IN YOUR JAMMIES. PART OF A COMPLETE BREAKFAST.
being part chipmunk and part monkey, the elusive chipm
unky loves a treat with nuts AND bananas. and now, he has it all.
COZY OAT
brown sugar oatmeal dough + toasted pecans + chocolate
[TASTES LIKE] OATMEAL CHOCOLATE CHIP WITH PECANS, AND LIKE A COZY BLANKET ON A CHILLY NIGHT. (DON’T EAT YOUR BLANKET)
cozy like warm mittens on a cold winter’s day. except don’t eat your mittens.
reverse cowgirl
cocoa oatmeal cookie dough + chocolate chips + coconut + toasted pecans
[TASTES LIKE] A COWBOY COOKIE, MOSTLY. BUT WITH STRONG NOTES OF FEMALE INFLUENCE.
this is a lot like the the classic, get-you-through-the-wild-west cowboy cookie. except it's better than you remember.
you can pretty much tell a woman was responsible for the evolution. (always putting chocolate in everything, amiright?)
giddyup..
woah.
GOAT YOGA (vegan + gluten free)*
natural peanut butter oatmeal cookie dough + coconut + flax + chia + puffed quinoa + pumpkin seeds + dried cranberries *may not be suitable for celiac diets
[TASTES LIKE] PEANUT BUTTER OATMEAL BREAKFAST COOKIE. ALSO TASTES A BIT LIKE HIPPIES.
this dough is as fun and as healthful as yoga with goats.
when you need a protein-packed re-energizer that won’t halt your gym goals, but still feels indulgent: ENTER, THE GOAT.
have your cake and eat it too. (just kidding. cake is only for cheat days)
OATS!…I DID IT AGAIN
brown sugar oatmeal cookie dough + toasted pecans + raisins
[TASTES LIKE] OATMEAL RAISIN PECAN COOKIE. SMELLS LIKE WAR. WE KNOW WE’RE RAISIN A FUSS HERE.
a famous recipe that we pilfered from the future, from gramma Brittney Spears’ kitchen. so good she makes it over and over again. someday. in the future. oops.
and ya, we’re taking sides with raisins on this one.
seasonal retirees:
[fall]
you’re the apple of my pie
CINNAMON SPICE COOKIE DOUGH + BOURBON ROASTED APPLES + JUST LOVE PIE CO PASTRY + OATMEAL CRUMBLE
[TASTES LIKE] FIRST PRIZE APPLE PIE. AND A FALL FAIR. WITHOUT THE CARNIES.
you know when you come inside on a crispy fall day, and some gem of a human has just taken a homemade apple pie out of the oven, and the smell of sweet cinnamon and orchard apples and buttery pastry invades your olfactory senses and you feel instantly warm and fuzzy inside?
this is like that.
and it's not for the new neighbours this time, so you can have some.
[fall]
sweet potato pie
VEGAN SWEET POTATO COOKIE DOUGH + CINNAMON + VEGAN MARSHMALLOW + GRAHAM PIECES
[TASTES LIKE] YOU GUESSED IT. SWEET POTATO PIE. OR, EVEN MORE, IT TASTES LIKE SWEET POTATO CASSEROLE. BECAUSE…MARSHMALLOW.
you know that delicious "vegetable" dish that your aunt judy brings every thanksgiving that tastes like dessert but you get to have it on your dinner plate? sitting right there beside your turkey? all coy and pretending to be "part of this balanced meal"? just because it has the word "potato" in it? i mean, come on. it's covered in marshmallow.
we're not saying it isn't DELICIOUS. we're simply presenting an argument that encourages sweet potato casserole to be served within the boundaries of the correct course. dessert.
(we won't even discuss the problem of sweet potato pie here as we need our content to remain civil. oh boy. rarely has any topic been so divisive as the question of: Sweet Potato Pie: Is it a Side Dish or a Dessert?).
lower your weapons and eat your pie.
[fall]
all jacked up [on pumpkin spice. on a pumpkin spiced train. bound for pumpkintown]
ALL THE PUMPKIN SPICE THINGS.
COOKIE DOUGH + MARSHMALLOWS + SNAPS + CHEERIOS + DONUTS + CREME COOKIES + THE GHOST OF THE RECENTLY DECEASED STARBUCKS PSL
[TASTES LIKE] CAVING INTO PUMPKIN SPICED SOCIETAL NORMS
[fall]
Let’s Give ‘Em Pumpkin to Talk About
PUMPKIN SPICE COOKIE DOUGH + CREAM CHEESE FROSTING + SWEET AND SAVOURY PIE CO. PASTRY
[TASTES LIKE] WHEN PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE MET PUMPKIN PIE (AKA PUMPKIN LOVE)
people are talking. talking 'bout pumpkin.
i hear them whisper, you won't believe it.
they think this cookie dough is so unreal though.
let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about.
How about pumpkin love?
[halloween]
it’s a celebration, witches
black hat cookie dough + booberry swirl + bat bling sprinkles
[TASTES LIKE] TRICK OR TREATING. BUT JUST THE TREATING PART. AND MAYBE A LITTLE LIKE STRIPEY WITCH SOCKS. BUT NOT REALLY.
did you think we weren't going to do a spooky halloween cookie dough?
witch, please.
*dismissive warty green hand*
[winter]
PEPPERMINT DADDY
DARK COCOA cookie DOUGH + A PEPPERMINT patty swirl (aka top hat)
[TASTES LIKE] A PEPPERMINT PATTY, AND THE THRILLING SENSATION OF SKIING THE ALPS. OR THIS. OR THIS.
peppermint daddy dresses fresh as all get out. we’re talkin’ fancy hat. we’re talkin’ cuff links. we’re talkin’ stripey tie. daddy suits up. fresh as a peppermint patty.
ingredients and nutrition info
[winter]
tobOGGEGGNOGGANING
CREAMY EGGNOG COOKIE DOUGH + NUTMEG + SAILOR JERRY SPICED RUM
[TASTES LIKE] COMING IN FROM A ROWDY BOUT OF WINTER SPORT FOR AN APRÈS-TOBOGGANING RUM + EGGNOG.
to all of you eggnog devotees out there - you're welcome.
but we do realize that some of you have a fear of eggnog.
stop it.
just stop it.
eggnog is where it's at.
if it makes it any easier, the flavour of eggnog is basically the flavour of an old-fashioned doughnut.
(we know this is not necessarily helpful.)
[winter]
snoconut
COCONUTTY COOKIE DOUGH + AN AVALANCHE OF COCONUT + SUGAR SPARKLES
[TASTES LIKE] A COCONUT SNOWBALL. (DANGEROUS)
IMPORTANT: snoconuts are NOT to be confused with coconuts.
we don’t condone throwing any type of coconut or snowball or coconut snowball.
but if you insist - please, for the love of yeti’s, make sure your coconut snowballs are made of snoconuts, and not just regular coconuts.
you should not throw regular coconuts.
regular coconuts are very hard and make dangerous projectiles.
conversely, if you throw a snoconut at a stranger, you may just make a new friend.
[winter]
NANAIMO.M.G
cocoa graham cookie dough + walnuts + coconut + vanilla custard buttercream + chocolate crackle
[TASTES LIKE] THE ICONIC BC DESSERT SQUARE. AKA CANADA'S FAVOURITE CONFECTION, ACCORDING TO A NATIONAL POST READER'S POLL CIRCA 2006.
there is an important and spirited debate you may not be aware of that heavily involves this iconic canadian treat.
is the nanaimo bar meant to be enjoyed as an all-year-round standard in the dessert community?
OR
is this treat best enjoyed as a festive holiday indulgence?
we suggest proceeding as you see fit, taking safety into account. (some people are very passionate about that holiday bit.)
[holiday]
It’s a holiday shindig!
vanilla cookie dough + natural holiday sprinkles + vanilla cake pieces
[TASTES LIKE] A GOOD TIME HOLIDAY PARTY. WITH CAKE AND MISTLETOE AND EVERYTHING.
phyllis is singing Santa Baby. acapella. falsetto. (no one wants her to be doing that.)
fred keeps helping himself to abandoned cockatils left around the room.
herb is spending an awful lot of time around the mistletoe. and so is that floozy from down the street.
how many of those cheese puffs has mert packed away?
sally and jimmy should be in bed, but there they are, peeking down at the action from the top of the stairs.
they're not always perfect, but you just can't beat a great holiday party. you'll have fun. or at the very least there'll be some good gossip for the next week or so.
[holiday]
kiss me under the mistle-dough
vanilla SUGAR cookie dough + naturalLY COLOURED holly sprinkles
[TASTES LIKE] VANILLA COOKIE WITH SPRINKLES, GOES WELL WITH SEASONAL ANGST. APPARENTLY.
a cookie dough you can count on. nothing too crazy. everyone loves it. faithful and festive. no surprises.
unlike the mistletoe that some jerk hung right in the middle of the hallway that everyone has to walk through to get anywhere and that no one pays attention to alllll night until you slip up and get caught standing under the gnarly knob of stupid plastic foliage with your neighbour’s best pal who you now suspect has been lying in wait for the entire 3.5 hours you’ve all been at this oh so very festive event. fa. la. la. la. la.
fun fact: mistletoe is a parasitic plant.
[holiday]
elf care
SALTED CARAMEL COOKIE DOUGH + DARK CHOCOLATE + PINK HIMALAYAN SEA SALT + A SPARKLING ROSÉ GUMMY
[TASTES LIKE] ALL THE THINGS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR WHEN YOU WANT A NIGHT ALL TO YOURS(ELF) BECAUSE YOU WORK HARD, AND YOU DESERVE IT.
santa's elves work long, hard days in tinsel town, making toys, day in and day out.
but thankfully, due to government incentives and mental health initiatives, santa has worked some much needed elf care into the budget.
at the end of the day, each and every elf takes a little slice of 'me time' to decompress, have a bubble bath with a glass of wine, and enjoy a little something sweet.
[holiday]
santa’s milk and cookies
VANILLA COOKIE DOUGH + CHOCOLATE COOKIE PIECES + DOUBLESTUFF SWIRL
[TASTES LIKE] A COOKIES & CREAM DREAM. SOUNDS LIKE HO-HO-HO.
you’d better leave those cookies and milk alone or santa won’t fill your stocking.
and don’t forget to leave a carrot for the reindeer.
[holiday]
santa’s cup of haute cocoa
chocolate chili cookie dough + milk chocolate pieces + marshmallow
[TASTES LIKE] GENTLY SPICY MAYAN SPICED CHOCOLATE WITH FLUFFY MALLOWS. PAIRS WELL WITH GENTLY SPICY MAYAN SPICED CHOCOLATE WITH FLUFFY MALLOWS.
this is a cocoa fit to suit even the fanciest santa. maybe even Fashion Santa. so haute.
[holiday]
JERRY’S CHOCOLATE ORANGE
COCOA COOKIE DOUGH + ORANGE + CHOCOLATE PIECES
[TASTES LIKE] *ahem* A JERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE. (or is it LARRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE? BARRY? GARY?)
all the deliciousness of that iconic holiday tradition, but without the fun of smashing something to smithereens. (i mean, you can try to smash your cookie dough, but testing has indicated this is a very messy practice)
seriously though, we can't tell you how much this tastes like a *cough* Jerry's Chocolate Orange.
just whack and unwrap!
[holiday]
gettin’ figgy wit it
DEEP DARK BROWN SUGAR COOKIE DOUGH + ALMONDS + ORANGE PEEL + DRIED FRUIT + TOFFEE SAUCE
[TASTES LIKE] CHRISTMAS PUDDING. WHICH IS NOT FRUITCAKE.
if you haven’t had christmas pudding before, don’t knock it. don’t be fooled - christmas pudding is not fruitcake. science has revealed that some people do not know this.
christmas pudding is much more similar to sticky toffee pudding, which every sane person loves. there are countless ways to enjoy christmas pudding. this one is like the one my mom makes. so it's the best.
[holiday]
Gingerbread Stan
ginger molasses cookie dough + candy bling (gumdrops + licorice nibs + candy cane sprinkles + chocolate teenies + smarties)
[TASTES LIKE] A GINGERBREAD MAN - OR HIS HOUSE - AND ALL THOSE CANDY ACCESSORIES.
you probably can’t catch him.
but it seems you have all of his candy clothes. his gumdrop buttons. his licorice suspenders. his candy…cane. but he really shouldn’t be running around without his smartie pants.
run run as fast as you can. you can’t catch me, i’m the gingerbread……stan.
[holiday]
toboggeggnogganing
CREAMY EGGNOG COOKIE DOUGH + NUTMEG + SAILOR JERRY SPICED RUM
[TASTES LIKE] COMING IN FROM A ROWDY BOUT OF WINTER SPORT FOR AN APRÈS-TOBOGGANING RUM + EGGNOG.
to all of you eggnog devotees out there - you're welcome.
but we do realize that some of you have a fear of eggnog.
stop it.
just stop it.
eggnog is where it's at.
if it makes it any easier, the flavour of eggnog is basically the flavour of an old-fashioned doughnut.
(we know this is not necessarily helpful.)
[VALENTINE]
naked with a heart-on
our buttery vanilla cookie dough. and that’s it. except there’s a sugar cookie on top with a CUSTOMIZED message to your valentine. (CUTE)
[TASTES LIKE] PLAIN JANE VANILLA COOKIE DOUGH. BELLS AND WHISTLES SOLD SEPARATELY.
this one is for the cookie dough purist. no bitties. no pieces of stuff. no thingies to contend with.
like mother nature intended.
but it comes topped with a sugar cookie heart, with a customized message to your valentine.
(no need to keep your message PG, we’re not your parents.) (or the Motion Picture Association of America)
[paddy’s day]
EZRA COUCH FIRE
IRISH CREAM COOKIE DOUGH + SHAMROCK & GOLD SPRINKLES + BURNT MARSHMALLOW
[TASTES LIKE] GREEN THINGS. MOSTLY LEPRECHAUNS AND TAXPAYER $$$. ALSO CANNABIS. SMELLS LIKE BURNING.
although this annual local street party affair is an event-of-concern for many (and rightfully so), it’s hard not to appreciate the festive nature that brings people together each year.
probably no one should be burning things.
[spring]
SugarBush
elmira maple cookie dough + candied stemmler’s bacon + toasted pecans
[TASTES LIKE] DRINKING WHISKEY IN THE SHED. IN YOUR JOHN DEERE TOQUE WITH THE BIG POMPOM.
pretty much a canadian salad.
mounties and beavers and healthcare.
oh my.
[SpRING]
I’D TAP THAT
MAPLE COOKIE DOUGH + PANCAKES WITH BUTTER AND MAPLE SYRUP
[TASTES LIKE] YOU’RE FIRST IN LINE AT THE ELMIRA MAPLE SYRUP FESTIVAL PANCAKE BREAKFAST.
just because we can't all line up for miles and miles and miles all the way down Highway 86 at the crack of dawn and then line up again for those sweet, fluffy pro-style pancakes they serve up at the EMSF every year that we eat on disposable plates in the cold in our coats at too-early-o'clock *catches breath* doesn't mean we're not having pancakes.
[SPRING]
Rhubarbra Streisand
STRAWBERRY & RHUBARB COMPOTE + CINNAMON SUGAR COOKIE DOUGH + OATMEAL STREUSEL
[TASTES LIKE] HOMEMADE STRAWBERRY RHUBARB CRUMBLE THAT YOUR MOM USED TO MAKE. AND LIKE A THOUSAND ANGELS DANCING ON YOUR TONGUE.
it’s no small feat to go toe to toe with such a classic beauty and stunning talent, but like Barbra, this cookie dough has it all. we feel it is a flattering homage to a very classy lady.
don’t tell us not to live just sit and putt-ah. life’s candy and the sun’s a bowl of butt-ah)
[SPRING]
GRIN AND CARROT
CARROT CAKE COOKIE DOUGH + REAL VANILLA CHEESECAKE + BUTTER TOASTED WALNUTS
[TASTES LIKE] CARROT CAKE WITH CREAM CHEESE FROSTING. AKA BEST DESSERT AT THE EXTENDED FAMILY REUNION POTLUCK.
every family does carrot cake different.
some do pineapple, some do walnuts. some do raisins.
some do 1 layer in a beat-up 9x13”. some do fancy 2 layers. some do mile-high 7 layers.
we do ours in a cup. like it should be.
don’t let carrot cake nay-sayers hate on this amazing classic dreamy dessert. we are 100% sure that jake (who “doesn’t like” carrot cake) just hasn’t tried it before. so tie him up or hold him down and make him try it. he’ll thank you later.
[EASTER]
Bunny don’t lay that
cocoa cookie dough + milk chocolate pieces + creme egg swirl
[TASTES LIKE] DEFINITELY NOT LIKE A CADBURY CREME EGG. NOT AT ALL. (YES IT DOES)
you know the commercials. the ones with the bunny. supposedly laying all of those chocolate creme eggs. and making those chicken noises. bukbukbuk
it's unrealistic.
ridiculous.
far flung.
so we choose to side with the truth. the easter bunny isn't laying eggs. (of course not, he's in the distribution sector.)
it's pretty clear that this is the work of the eggplant. you knew it had a higher purpose all along, didn't you?
[EASTER]
[I SAID A] HIP HOP
PINK VANILLA COOKIE DOUGH + BUTTERFLY PEA FLOWER ICING + NATURALLY COLOURED CANDY COATED CHOCOLATE EGGS
*NOTE* this flavour is not meant to be baked into cookies (icing doesn’t do so well in the oven!)
[TASTES LIKE] EVERYTHING FROM YOUR EASTER BASKET. AND THIS: RABBIT’S DELIGHT
I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie to the hip hip hop and you don't stop the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat.
we just found out today that rabbits don’t lay eggs.
[SUMMER]
sittin’ on cloud lime
vanilla citrus cookie dough + lime curd + lime shortbread + handmade marshmallow
[TASTES LIKE] KEY LIME + LEMON MERINGUE PIE. ALSO TASTES PRETTY HAPPY. LIKE TANGY LIME SKIPPITYHOPS WITH MARSHMALLOW CLOUDS. (WHICH IS WHAT HAPPY TASTES LIKE.)
if you’re the skip-in-your-step type person, you’ll appreciate this zing-on-your-spoon type cookie dough.
a bit of zing never hurt anyone.
unless you call the feeling you get when you accidentally touch the electric fence at your friend’s horse farm a zing. once is more than enough of that. definitely avoid that kind of zing. it is a good name for it, tho.
[summer]
BLUE BERRYMORE
LEMON COOKIE DOUGH + ZINGZANG LEMON CURD + WILD BLUEBERRY PRESERVES
[TASTES LIKE] THE GIRL-NEXT-DOOR MADE YOU A BASKET OF LEMON BLUEBERRY MUFFINS.
move over lemon + blueberry cheesecake.
lemon + blueberry scones, please.
lemon + blueberry pancakes, step aside.
lemon + blueberry muffins - soooo last week.
lemon + blueberry bundt cake, give it up.
(ok...we love all those too)
but.
lemon + blueberry cookie dough is the new kid in town.
[summer]
PINK SWIMMINGO
watermelon cherry swirl + pink lemonade twirl + pink rock sugar sprinkles
[TASTES LIKE] PINK SWIMMINGO KOOL-AID. STRAIGHT OUT OF 1992. LOOK IT UP.
it was a toss-up between two old-school fave flavours: pink swimmingo OR purplesaurus rex.
talk about some sleepless nights.
do you remember? when you were 7ish years old?
the satisfying sound of tearing open that little problematic little packet of paper+foil+plastic and pouring its powdery contents into your mom's faithful 4 litre plastic pitcher. and adding a full one-cup measure of white sugar.
*mixmixmix*
and then, the water. always just a few drops at first to watch the seemingly pale granulated mixture EXPLODE with colour the second it was hit with a drop. and then you'd fill it to the top of the pitcher, stirring with a tomato-sauce stained wooden spoon until you couldn't hear the little bitties of sugar scraping along the bottom anymore.
*fills a very big glass - because it is a very hot day*
not a nutritionally nutritious activity.
but turns out it was an emotionally nutritious activity
[summer]
PRINCESS PEACH ON THE BEACH
vanilla spice cookie dough + rum spiked peaches + toasted coconut crumble
[TASTES LIKE] HOMEMADE PEACH CRUMBLE. EXCEPT THE CABANA BOY MADE IT THIS TIME INSTEAD OF YOUR MOM.
even the princess and ruler of mushroom kingdom needs a vacation every once in a while. peach does it right and takes a break from all those nintendo toads by kicking back on the beach with an appropriately beachified treat.
[summer]
LIVIN' THE DREAMSICLE
orange creme cookie dough + creamsicle ripple + vanilla cheesecake pieces
[TASTES LIKE] BEING 5 AND SKIPPING ALONG WITH YOUR CREAMY ORANGE POPSICLE AND NOT CARING THAT IT'S MELTING ALL DOWN YOUR ARM.
life is good, and you're doing great.
you live the dream every day. you enjoy the little things, you smell the roses, you notice the sunshine. that's what makes happy happen.
and sometimes, you get to enjoy a creamy orangey treat.
see? life is good.
[summer]
IT'S SO HOT OUTSIDE YOU COULD FRY AN EGG ON THE SIDEWALK
BLACK SESAME & COCONUT COOKIE DOUGH + A GUMMY FRIED EGG
[TASTES LIKE] SESAME STREET. A COCONUT SESAME STREET.
ok, this is a weird one.
but we love it.
we love the flavour combo.
we love that the theme is urban AND outdoorsy.
we love that it is extremely summery in its service as a reminder of how stinkin' hot that sun can get, blasting on concrete all day long. until it's too hot to stand on with bare feet. *sizzle*
we love that barely-there-you-almost-forgot-it-counts-as-cooking culinary activity that is sidewalk eggs - a classic summer activity. (albeit not traditionally associated with dessert.)
and...we love that we got to make a cookie dough that really does kinda look like a sidewalk
[summer]
SHE’S MY CHERRY PIE
CHERRY VANILLA PIE FILLING + CINNAMON SUGAR COOKIE DOUGH + JUST LOVE PIE CO. PASTRY PIECES
[TASTES LIKE] CHERRY PIE AND 90’s HAIR METAL.
this cookie dough warrants its own national holiday.
so does the car crash that is the music video for warrant’s infamous song of the same name, featuring bobbie brown and bobbie brown’s short shorts.
hair metal.
so. much. 1990.
[summer]
BACKYARD CAMPFIRE
MILK CHOCOLATE COOKIE DOUGH + HANDMADE MALLOW + BUTTERED GRAHAM + MILK CHOCOLATE PIECES
[TASTES LIKE] S'MORES AND A VISIT FROM BYLAW. WORTH IT.
those girl guides know what's up - we know you want those gooey sweet toasted-up treats all summer long. this scratches the itch - and no need to rent a campsite. or start a fire. or get too sure of your self and catch your mallow on fire. or get grass all stuck in the sticky that's all stuck to your fingers and have to figure out how to get it off without soap and running water.
[PRIDE]
RAINBOW SUR-PRIDE!
VANILLA COOKIE DOUGH + NATURALLY COLOURED AND FLAVOURED RAINBOW SWIRLS + SPRINKLES + SOUR RAINBOW GUMMY
[TASTES LIKE] A LEGIT RAINBOW, WITH A SPRINKLE OF ACCEPTANCE, INCLUSION, AND JOY. AND YES, WE KNOW ANOTHER VERY POPULAR CANDY BRAND ALREADY HAS THE SLOGAN “TASTE THE RAINBOW”. BUT NOW YOU CAN TASTE IT IN COOKIE DOUGH FORM, WHICH WE THINK IS SO MUCH BETTER!
welp, I guess its time for us to come out of the closet. we have a new flavour. its fierce, bold, and has a summery flavour that will take you by surprise! whatever your stripes, spots, or colours may be, take pride in showing them off, just like this dough!
limited edition flaves
[pickle fest]
tickle my pickle
peanut butter cookie dough + refined brines full sour dills
[TASTES LIKE] PEANUT BUTTER AND PICKLES. IT’S A THING.
we can’t get over the response to this weirdo cookie dough. inspired by ye olde PB pickle sandwich (loved by pregnant women and non-pregnant non-women alike), this dough confirms that yes indeed, PB Pickle Madness is alive and well. surprisingly dillicious. (groan)
[pickle fest]
cherry picker
chocolate cookie dough + sweet pickled cherries + toasted pecans + chocolate pieces
[TASTES LIKE] DESSERT. EVEN WITH THE PICKLES.
this is the gentle and less aggressive pickledup cookie dough selection. like, a sneaky pickle. for amateurs. disguised as dessert. (it is SO GOOD).
[true north campfire]
S’morelando bloom
chocolate cookie dough + milk chocolate + graham + handmade toasted marshmallow
[TASTES LIKE] YOU CAN’T HAVE A CAMPFIRE WITHOUT S’MORES.'
a fire without a s’more is like a house without a floor. or an apple without a core. or a dino without the saur.
[WATERLOO BUSKER CARNIVAL]
PEANUT BUSKER PARFAIT
DARK COCOA COOKIE DOUGH + BIG PIECES OF PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE DOUGH + whipped cream and a cherry on top
[TASTES LIKE] A NOT-AT-ALL-RELATED-TO-DAIRY-QUEEN PEANUT BUTTER CHOCOLATE COOKIE DOUGH SUNDAE. AND JUGGLING CLOWNS.
sometimes people want sundae stuff on their cookie dough. this is that.
[WATERLOO JAZZFEST]
Sax on the beach
PEACH SCHNAPPS COOKIE DOUGH + SWEET ORANGE CURD + CRANBERRY RIPPLE + CANDIED ORANGE PEEL GARNISH
[TASTES LIKE] THE INTOXICATING EXCITEMENT OF HARD YET SMOOTH… AHEM… JAZZ MUSIC.
we know the secret to good sax on the beach. and it involves no sand up in anyone’s you know what.
in fact, it’s so enjoyable that you might go for seconds, because once is never enough.
[beeton honey festival]
beehive yourself
ontario honey cookie dough + candied bacon + toasted pecans
[TASTES LIKE] DREAMS OF A SEA OF HONEY BUTTER BACON DELIGHT. WITH NUTS.
it’s the bees knees. (obviously).
[mother’s day]
breakfast in bed
Cinnamon toast cookie dough + four all waffle cone pieces + a weird little gummy candy egg on top
[TASTES LIKE] MOM DESERVES A BREAK. MAYBE GRAB HER SOME FLOWERS, TOO.
mom works hard every day of the year, so she loves being treated to breakfast in bed.
even if ‘breakfast’ is a weirdo meal of old easter candy on a plate with runny yogurt and some cucumber slices that have bites taken out of them.
it was made by her kiddos, and it’s the best.
[COVID-19]
SO. SH!T'S WEIRD RN.
COCOA COOKIE DOUGH + ALMONDS + MILK CHOCOLATE + HANDMADE MARSHMALLOW
[TASTES LIKE] ROCKY ROAD. BECAUSE THIS WHOLE GLOBAL PANDEMIC THING HAS BEEN - AND WILL CONTINUE TO BE - A ROCKY ROAD. FOR LIKE....STILL A WHILE PROBABLY.
for each and every cup or pint sold, we will be making a donation to regionready.ca, benefiting all three of our local hospitals. these donations aid in the purchase of much needed equipment and supplies to help us all get through this thing.
this is our homage to all of the people who have been and continue to take care of us and moving things forward during this very strange time. freight haulers, grocery and retail clerks, manufacturers, utility workers, countless others, and of course our brave front line medical professionals who risk their own health each and every day to take care of us. and to the amazing people in our community, who are noticeably doing their very best to stay home and stay safe, to keep positive, and through it all, to tirelessly search to find ways to support our lovely local business communities.
over one year in. it's not over yet. but it will be.
stay home and stay safe. we got this.
fun collaborative efforts
kw snack pack: a yummy history lesson
PRETTY MUCH KW 101. with cookie dough.
[TASTES LIKE] A DELICIOUS WAY TO LEARN ABOUT YOUR LOCAL HISTORY.
this was fun. 6 little history lessons, and a cookie dough flavour crafted around it. using lots of local inspiration and products. we paired up with the lovely ladies of KWFamous for this one. and the pack came with sickers. and trivia. and it was super.
read all about what we did HERE!
RESTING BEACH FACE [vegan] - collab w/ descendants brewery
BEER & BROWN SUGAR ROASTED PINEAPPLE + DESCENDANTS BREWERY GUSTAVO (TOASTED COCONUT & PINEAPPLE STOUT) COOKIE DOUGH + COCONUT
[TASTES LIKE] PINEAPPLE, COCONUT AND A WELL-DESERVED BEER FOLLOWING A LONG STRESSFUL DAY ON THE BEACH.
you know you spent the whole day greasing up your bright white legs with that tanning oil that smells really good, like coconut, and also has, like….SPF 2. (and then rinsing off in the water because sand sticks to that $h!t like crazy.)
oil. rinse. repeat.
incogni-dough: Coffee and Doughnut edition - collab w/ red eye cafe
ESPRESSO COOKIE DOUGH + ONE WHOLE CHOCOLATE-GLAZED DOUGHNUT HOLE
[TASTES LIKE] COFFEE, A SNEAKY DOUGHNUT AND A 1987 FILM STARRING RICHARD DREYFUSS AND EMILIO ESTEVEZ.
this is the best way to prepare for an all-nighter stakeout. coffee AND doughnuts in one convenient treat.
we are jazzed to pair with RED EYE CAFE for our first covert collaboration. they provide us with their chocolate-glazed wisdom and expertise. and samples. so many samples.
also, you can find our Obligatory Chocolate Chip cookie dough atop one of their current doughnut beauties. Red Eye knows what’s up.
Phlippen Hot n' Corny - collab w/phlippen sauce
cornmeal cookie dough + phlippens smoked hot sauce + hippie corn pops
[TASTES LIKE] A JACKED UP VERSION OF THE CLASSIC CORN COOKIE. FEELS LIKE A DIRT ROAD ADN A PICK UP TRUCK WITH THE WINDOWS DOWN.
ever had a corn cookie? these puppies make the BEST ice cream sandwiches. these ones are extra special because we added a good swoosh of Phlippens' versitle-as-always smoked hot sauce. when y'hear fancy food folks goin' on about sweet stuff with a savoury twist....this is exactly what they're on about. on a serious note - you should probably bake up a few and use them to get some saucy pulled pork to ya'mouth. instead of a fork. forks are trouble.
[father’s day]
lovin’ that dad bod - collab w/craft chippery
peanut butter cookie dough + stemmler’s candied bacon + craft chippery kettle chips
[TASTES LIKE] A SWEET SALTY TREAT WITH A SIDE OF CARGO SHORTS, SOCKS + SANDALS, AND DAD JOKES
this one’s for all you dads out there. an efficiently delicious mix of the things you love, all mixed up in one dirty treat that you won’t want to share with the kiddos. keep that dad bod curvy.